The Head of Enormous Proportions

ok, so to kickstart the revival of yougotpenged, we shall start off with a nice little story, about a head of enormous proportions.

actually it isnt really much of a story, more of a scientific research study made by some inquisitive gentic scientists who decided to go on a journey to reach into the deepest depths of imagination and unlock the key that held the treasure chest of knowledge shut.

ok basically they decided to fuse the head of a puffer fish to the body of a penguin.

this was the unfortunate result, the monstrosity called the

Peng Puffer

so wat can this freak of nature do? well it still retains all the natural characteristics of a penguin and a puffer fish, which means it can now blow its head up to enormous proportions, making it the PENGUIN with a HEAD of ENORMOUS proportions!

0ooo...freaky...

and one day the same group of german scientists made a trip to the moon, where they planned to look down and study the earth from space. however, when they went up, they were unable to see the earth!

"oh no what could be happening?" herr Llirrem asked quizzically.

"the earth has been swallowed up by a giant black hole!" herr Wotees replied with astonishment.

"isnt astonishment the wrong word to use then, because he should be terrified or anxious because now he has nowhere to go back to!" herr Nag pointed out.

with heavy hearts the scientists (who should really be called astronauts by now) moved to another position, trying with all their might to find the earth.

but they found something else...

"I see it!" herr Llirrem exclaimed.

"What?" the other two herrs asked as they scuttled over to the window, looking toward the direction that herr Llirrem's finger was pointed toward.

and their jaws almost dropped.

it was something like a bowling pin, but without the flat base, and a rounded one instead.

"what could that large growth be?" herr Wotees asked quizzically.

"i have no idea, even with my thinking jacket pulled tightly over my body," herr Nag said. "i think we should go back to earth and check it out."

so, they flew back toward the earth, the larger circle in their perspective.

but when they landed, all they could find was giant strands of black grass, sprouting out all over them.

"can you feel the earth throbbing under you?" herr Llirrem asked quizzically.

"Yes! and surprisingly it is to the same rhythm as my pulse!" herr Wotees exclaimed.

"it's almost as if we're standing on some kind of giant head!" herr Nag replied.

and herr Nag was almost right this time, for what they were standing on was really

The Head of Enormous Proportions

and the smaller bump was really the earth. well i guess they just got PENGED!

and before i leave, allow me to leave you with some food for thought.

is SANTA CLAUS real?

this might prove he just could be!

The Head of Enormous Proportions

ok, so to kickstart the revival of yougotpenged, we shall start off with a nice little story, about a head of enormous proportions.

actually it isnt really much of a story, more of a scientific research study made by some inquisitive gentic scientists who decided to go on a journey to reach into the deepest depths of imagination and unlock the key that held the treasure chest of knowledge shut.

ok basically they decided to fuse the head of a puffer fish to the body of a penguin.

this was the unfortunate result, the monstrosity called the

Peng Puffer

so wat can this freak of nature do? well it still retains all the natural characteristics of a penguin and a puffer fish, which means it can now blow its head up to enormous proportions, making it the PENGUIN with a HEAD of ENORMOUS proportions!

0ooo...freaky...

and one day the same group of german scientists made a trip to the moon, where they planned to look down and study the earth from space. however, when they went up, they were unable to see the earth!

"oh no what could be happening?" herr Llirrem asked quizzically.

"the earth has been swallowed up by a giant black hole!" herr Wotees replied with astonishment.

"isnt astonishment the wrong word to use then, because he should be terrified or anxious because now he has nowhere to go back to!" herr Nag pointed out.

with heavy hearts the scientists (who should really be called astronauts by now) moved to another position, trying with all their might to find the earth.

but they found something else...

"I see it!" herr Llirrem exclaimed.

"What?" the other two herrs asked as they scuttled over to the window, looking toward the direction that herr Llirrem's finger was pointed toward.

and their jaws almost dropped.

it was something like a bowling pin, but without the flat base, and a rounded one instead.

"what could that large growth be?" herr Wotees asked quizzically.

"i have no idea, even with my thinking jacket pulled tightly over my body," herr Nag said. "i think we should go back to earth and check it out."

so, they flew back toward the earth, the larger circle in their perspective.

but when they landed, all they could find was giant strands of black grass, sprouting out all over them.

"can you feel the earth throbbing under you?" herr Llirrem asked quizzically.

"Yes! and surprisingly it is to the same rhythm as my pulse!" herr Wotees exclaimed.

"it's almost as if we're standing on some kind of giant head!" herr Nag replied.

and herr Nag was almost right this time, for what they were standing on was really

The Head of Enormous Proportions

and the smaller bump was really the earth. well i guess they just got PENGED!

and before i leave, allow me to leave you with some food for thought.

is SANTA CLAUS real?

this might prove he just could be!