why you are reading this post
if you are reading this post and having a good laugh, there can be only two reasons for it (if you are an RI student of course).
one would be that you have finished studying for your physics test. you have learnt all there is to learn about taking measurements from vernier calipers, and you have studied everything that there is to know about light and the different refractive indexes of different materials.
heck you have even memorised the refractive indices of each and every material that could ever come out!
in short, you are well and truly prepared for the physics test tomorrow and would most certainly (like our good friend and physics rep jothem) get full marks tomorrow.
but of course there is a flip side to the coin.
you could have simply given up on studying for physics. heck you cant even remember that the refractive index of air is 1! or is it? you think that vernier calipers measure objects in terms of metres. you can't remember whether centi is smaller than mili. in short, you are probably going to (like me) fail your physics test tomorrow.
but i am not here to rant and rave about the physics test tomorrow. i am here to look at the positives. and thus, i shall analyse the timetable for tomorrow and pick out whatever positives i can find that will (hopefully) make my day.
so, first would be the pre-assembly period, which would mostly be spent sleeping or mugging for the test. however i forsee my beautiful sleep being uncharacteristically interrupted by senseless chatter and discussion about whether they are going to fail the physics test (like me) or ace it (like jotham). so bad start to the day for me.
then would be assembly, where i also forsee myself being suanned when the announce the results for softball. i would have to make special arrangements to ensure i am nowhere near peng and seetow, and have to do an additional 100 pushups so i can immediately slam my fist into their waiting mouths.
NEUTRAL period.
then would be the TEST! some people may say OH its damn stressful! have to think so much and yada yada. but if you look at it from MY perspective, the maximum number of questions i will be able to answer will be about like, 3? say if the paper has 10 questions. MORE TIME FOR SLEEP! GOOD period!
then it would be PE, and judging from the amount of sleep i have had from the past few periods, or period, i would be fresh and awake enough to play some polo! and polo is quite fun especially when you camp by leaning against the swimming pool wall and stealth mode the keeper from the back. GOOD period.
then next would be chemistry with mr tan chee wan! i think chem is quite fun this year, even though i hated it last year. also early recess is guaranteed. GOOD period!
oh then its literature next. by now i'd have been super tired from running around the track (which i intend to do), and would be in need of some rest. but unless peng's head is big enough to block me (usually it is but i cant take any chances) i will be caught by ms johnson and will get scolded and blasted at with a serious of shakespearan insults no less. BAD period.
then it will be chinese next! SHIT i havent prepared for the dunno what question she asked us to prepare for! DIE! (anyway i also forgot what the question was lah so nevermind). BAD period.
then it would be lunch, where i have the opportunity to decide whether to go for more running, or sit down to eat. i think it would most probably be the latter, or a combination of both. anyway, can't be a bad period, but i dun think it will be that good either. NEUTRAL!
and finally, maths, where i wont be sure if we will be seeing the melissa lookalike instead of mr teo. screw lah another period of swearing and screwing around. GOOD period!
so these are the final scores:
GOOD periods: 4
NEUTRAL periods: 2
BAD periods: 3
HEY whatdoyouknow? its going to be a GOOD day tomorrow!
one would be that you have finished studying for your physics test. you have learnt all there is to learn about taking measurements from vernier calipers, and you have studied everything that there is to know about light and the different refractive indexes of different materials.
heck you have even memorised the refractive indices of each and every material that could ever come out!
in short, you are well and truly prepared for the physics test tomorrow and would most certainly (like our good friend and physics rep jothem) get full marks tomorrow.
but of course there is a flip side to the coin.
you could have simply given up on studying for physics. heck you cant even remember that the refractive index of air is 1! or is it? you think that vernier calipers measure objects in terms of metres. you can't remember whether centi is smaller than mili. in short, you are probably going to (like me) fail your physics test tomorrow.
but i am not here to rant and rave about the physics test tomorrow. i am here to look at the positives. and thus, i shall analyse the timetable for tomorrow and pick out whatever positives i can find that will (hopefully) make my day.
so, first would be the pre-assembly period, which would mostly be spent sleeping or mugging for the test. however i forsee my beautiful sleep being uncharacteristically interrupted by senseless chatter and discussion about whether they are going to fail the physics test (like me) or ace it (like jotham). so bad start to the day for me.
then would be assembly, where i also forsee myself being suanned when the announce the results for softball. i would have to make special arrangements to ensure i am nowhere near peng and seetow, and have to do an additional 100 pushups so i can immediately slam my fist into their waiting mouths.
NEUTRAL period.
then would be the TEST! some people may say OH its damn stressful! have to think so much and yada yada. but if you look at it from MY perspective, the maximum number of questions i will be able to answer will be about like, 3? say if the paper has 10 questions. MORE TIME FOR SLEEP! GOOD period!
then it would be PE, and judging from the amount of sleep i have had from the past few periods, or period, i would be fresh and awake enough to play some polo! and polo is quite fun especially when you camp by leaning against the swimming pool wall and stealth mode the keeper from the back. GOOD period.
then next would be chemistry with mr tan chee wan! i think chem is quite fun this year, even though i hated it last year. also early recess is guaranteed. GOOD period!
oh then its literature next. by now i'd have been super tired from running around the track (which i intend to do), and would be in need of some rest. but unless peng's head is big enough to block me (usually it is but i cant take any chances) i will be caught by ms johnson and will get scolded and blasted at with a serious of shakespearan insults no less. BAD period.
then it will be chinese next! SHIT i havent prepared for the dunno what question she asked us to prepare for! DIE! (anyway i also forgot what the question was lah so nevermind). BAD period.
then it would be lunch, where i have the opportunity to decide whether to go for more running, or sit down to eat. i think it would most probably be the latter, or a combination of both. anyway, can't be a bad period, but i dun think it will be that good either. NEUTRAL!
and finally, maths, where i wont be sure if we will be seeing the melissa lookalike instead of mr teo. screw lah another period of swearing and screwing around. GOOD period!
so these are the final scores:
GOOD periods: 4
NEUTRAL periods: 2
BAD periods: 3
HEY whatdoyouknow? its going to be a GOOD day tomorrow!