10 ways to dump a girl

are u hot? have u ever found yourself in a situation where girls are just swarming over you? are you with a girlfriend that you just hate to be with, but you're too afraid to dump her because her mom is your principal??

never fear, these are the 10 easiests ways to dump a girl that you are just sick of being with.

1) get another girlfriend! this is probably the easiest way to get rid of your present girlfriend. and it doesnt even have to be real! just tell a fib and watch her break into tears and try to bring back the old times of when you two used to go to the cinema together and feed each other popcorn (of course that was before she became the total b*tch she is now).

2) tell her you're off to fight a war, and you have gotten yourself a robot replacement without any love or feelings for members of the opposite sex. this is totally believable because she can never tell whether you're real or not, or she would have been smart enough to take the hint that you dun like her. when she questions you, just reply with a 'cant tell you its top secret. you wouldnt want the enemy to find out would you?'

3) become gay! best alternative! and also the most embarassing! but if youre that desperate, anything would do wouldnt it?

4) say you've joined a cult that states that you cannot be attached to any member of the opposite sex, or feel love for any woman. this is a much more face-saving alternative to solution 3, but still achieves the same effect. actually, all of them probably do or i wouldnt have included them in this list would i?

5) send her a present under the name of another hot hot guy. this would work best around valentines day, and if u dont give her a present, shell get really pissed. and take any other guy who gives her a present! you see one of the rules in gbrs is that the guy HAS to give the girl a present on valentines day. so if you dont, youre dumped! and thats what you want isnt it?

6) find another guy who has the hots for her and pretend to fight for her love, right in front of her. lose on purpose and watch him carry her away (dont forget the fake tears after that). if you're lucky he might just give you a small fee for you troubles. more than enough to cover your hospital bills i hope.

7) or you could just pack up and leave for another country.

8) exams always fit the bill. tell her you will spend more time with her after examinations (and they wont stop coming especially in rp) so effectively shes on her own from then. very soon she'll just forget all about you. (hey whadoyanoe? rp really IS good for something!)

9) kill her.

10) kill yourself!

:) pleasure to be of help!

10 ways to dump a girl

are u hot? have u ever found yourself in a situation where girls are just swarming over you? are you with a girlfriend that you just hate to be with, but you're too afraid to dump her because her mom is your principal??

never fear, these are the 10 easiests ways to dump a girl that you are just sick of being with.

1) get another girlfriend! this is probably the easiest way to get rid of your present girlfriend. and it doesnt even have to be real! just tell a fib and watch her break into tears and try to bring back the old times of when you two used to go to the cinema together and feed each other popcorn (of course that was before she became the total b*tch she is now).

2) tell her you're off to fight a war, and you have gotten yourself a robot replacement without any love or feelings for members of the opposite sex. this is totally believable because she can never tell whether you're real or not, or she would have been smart enough to take the hint that you dun like her. when she questions you, just reply with a 'cant tell you its top secret. you wouldnt want the enemy to find out would you?'

3) become gay! best alternative! and also the most embarassing! but if youre that desperate, anything would do wouldnt it?

4) say you've joined a cult that states that you cannot be attached to any member of the opposite sex, or feel love for any woman. this is a much more face-saving alternative to solution 3, but still achieves the same effect. actually, all of them probably do or i wouldnt have included them in this list would i?

5) send her a present under the name of another hot hot guy. this would work best around valentines day, and if u dont give her a present, shell get really pissed. and take any other guy who gives her a present! you see one of the rules in gbrs is that the guy HAS to give the girl a present on valentines day. so if you dont, youre dumped! and thats what you want isnt it?

6) find another guy who has the hots for her and pretend to fight for her love, right in front of her. lose on purpose and watch him carry her away (dont forget the fake tears after that). if you're lucky he might just give you a small fee for you troubles. more than enough to cover your hospital bills i hope.

7) or you could just pack up and leave for another country.

8) exams always fit the bill. tell her you will spend more time with her after examinations (and they wont stop coming especially in rp) so effectively shes on her own from then. very soon she'll just forget all about you. (hey whadoyanoe? rp really IS good for something!)

9) kill her.

10) kill yourself!

:) pleasure to be of help!