10 ways to dump a guy
girls! this is for you! ever been so hot that you have guys slobbering at your feet, dying to serve your every whim? ever had that irritating boyfriend who stands you up for hours on end? well THIS is the giude for you! in conjunction with our post on 10 ways to dump a girl comes this all-new post on 10 ways to dump a guy!
read it, enjoy it, but most of all, apply it. it surely works. if one doesnt, then the others will!
1) get another boyfriend! that's the most effective. and it would really help if he was a rugger or swimmer (or softballer) cos they will surely go beat him up for you (especially if he's a sissy choir boy). that would really get him off your sleeve! but watch out that he doesnt come read this blog or he might employ one of the deadly 10 tactics to get you dumped!
2) get him arrested for outrage of modesty! police are trained to catch these kind of people, and who wouldnt believe a whining, crying desperate girl? just try to make it as real as you can. tugging on his long blue jeans would help too!
3) become a les! the most embarrasing of all the solutions! but hey, if you're desperate anything would do wouldnt it! just go and confess to him! and its really simple too - if you need to dump her, just come back and read the previous post! of course becoming a gay would mean reverting back to your straight status. its all rather confusing but no worries you'll get used to it.
4) join a cult. i realized in my previous post that pretending to join a cult would maybe be too unbelievable. so join one! or you could form your own one! and state that every member must not have a boyfriend! and back it up with sop stories about how you cant live without it because of yadayada reasons!
5) send him a present under the name of another hot hot girl! then he would be too busy going to find out whether she really has the hots for him to give you a valentines day present! then that would give you the perfect excuse to dump him! haha smart right! yala i noe lah...
6) pack up and leave for the army! ok fine maybe its not so easy in singapore, but i heard that malaysia does have a female army!
7) sabo him! get him placed under permanent 'detention'! get him to flirt with his best friends sister!! haha it really is very simple - while he's standing next to him give her a push so that she falls onto him or something. that would really get his best friend riled up and they'll end up fighting and get placed in detention mwahahah!
8) tell him you dumped him.
9) kill him.
10) kill yourself.
glad to be of help! enjoy!
read it, enjoy it, but most of all, apply it. it surely works. if one doesnt, then the others will!
1) get another boyfriend! that's the most effective. and it would really help if he was a rugger or swimmer (or softballer) cos they will surely go beat him up for you (especially if he's a sissy choir boy). that would really get him off your sleeve! but watch out that he doesnt come read this blog or he might employ one of the deadly 10 tactics to get you dumped!
2) get him arrested for outrage of modesty! police are trained to catch these kind of people, and who wouldnt believe a whining, crying desperate girl? just try to make it as real as you can. tugging on his long blue jeans would help too!
3) become a les! the most embarrasing of all the solutions! but hey, if you're desperate anything would do wouldnt it! just go and confess to him! and its really simple too - if you need to dump her, just come back and read the previous post! of course becoming a gay would mean reverting back to your straight status. its all rather confusing but no worries you'll get used to it.
4) join a cult. i realized in my previous post that pretending to join a cult would maybe be too unbelievable. so join one! or you could form your own one! and state that every member must not have a boyfriend! and back it up with sop stories about how you cant live without it because of yadayada reasons!
5) send him a present under the name of another hot hot girl! then he would be too busy going to find out whether she really has the hots for him to give you a valentines day present! then that would give you the perfect excuse to dump him! haha smart right! yala i noe lah...
6) pack up and leave for the army! ok fine maybe its not so easy in singapore, but i heard that malaysia does have a female army!
7) sabo him! get him placed under permanent 'detention'! get him to flirt with his best friends sister!! haha it really is very simple - while he's standing next to him give her a push so that she falls onto him or something. that would really get his best friend riled up and they'll end up fighting and get placed in detention mwahahah!
8) tell him you dumped him.
9) kill him.
10) kill yourself.
glad to be of help! enjoy!