missing out on detention
want to know one of the greatest secrets of life? want to be enlightened? want to have the entire world in your hands? want to know how to miss out on detention?
in schools like ___ where the prefectorial board is always on its sharpest and most alert, there is a need for a few to rise up and be counted, a few to find out the secrets to evade the toughest and most cunning of prefects. yes, many lives would have to be sacrificed but what's in a name? nothing, as long as it's been marked with a black spot. and many are now nothing because they chose to stand up and be counted, and risk their lives, and their demerit points, to be able to contribute to this once in a lifetime, never before seen episode on how to miss out on detention.
now missing out on detention is different from ponning detention. ponning detention requires zero skill, as in you can just miss it. and if they come after you you can forge a letter from your doctor (provided you have a spare sample of a medical certificate) and give it to them saying your mother was sick or something and you had to take care of her. that really takes the cake.
no that is not what we mean by missing out on detention. missing out on detention requires much more than that. it requires alertness, quick reflexes, and most of all, a quick and sharp mind that works faster than any other prefect in the school. all of this requires training, but what it training without the skeleton? at best we can provide you with the sturdiest strongest skeleton you can find in the market, chock full of vitamins and calcium.
so how DO you miss out on detention? well, one of the most common ways is to escape from the prefects! OR, you could GO to the prefects instead.
no im not mad, but we have secretly planted a few corny prefects in the board who live to provide a much needed reprieve for students who just need to break the school rules. these prefects dont book, but can act like they are if they want to. again they have all gone through strenuous acting classes in order to perfect their technique, so do not waste their time!
so the first step you need to take is to search out these prefects. find out where and when they will be patrolling the school, and stick to them like a shadow. other prefects will think you're safe and obediant when you're around a prefect but they are wrong. it's really just for show.
another step is to escape from the prefects. the toilet is the best place to do this, especially when you need a quick bite or to spend a few moments with your shirt tucked out, or to just throw a ball around. it really is more than just a place to pee n poop. no it's a place to break the rules! that's what toilet stands for you see:
This
Opportunity
Is
Letting
Everyone
Takeyourtimeandbreakrules
so do it! use the toilet!
ok shh since this is top secret and cannot be leaked out to the authorities i shall just post a few today. watch out for more tomorrow but in the meantime you can go practise, and feedback is most required if it works. but if it doesnt, blame yourself for being the n00b you are.
in schools like ___ where the prefectorial board is always on its sharpest and most alert, there is a need for a few to rise up and be counted, a few to find out the secrets to evade the toughest and most cunning of prefects. yes, many lives would have to be sacrificed but what's in a name? nothing, as long as it's been marked with a black spot. and many are now nothing because they chose to stand up and be counted, and risk their lives, and their demerit points, to be able to contribute to this once in a lifetime, never before seen episode on how to miss out on detention.
now missing out on detention is different from ponning detention. ponning detention requires zero skill, as in you can just miss it. and if they come after you you can forge a letter from your doctor (provided you have a spare sample of a medical certificate) and give it to them saying your mother was sick or something and you had to take care of her. that really takes the cake.
no that is not what we mean by missing out on detention. missing out on detention requires much more than that. it requires alertness, quick reflexes, and most of all, a quick and sharp mind that works faster than any other prefect in the school. all of this requires training, but what it training without the skeleton? at best we can provide you with the sturdiest strongest skeleton you can find in the market, chock full of vitamins and calcium.
so how DO you miss out on detention? well, one of the most common ways is to escape from the prefects! OR, you could GO to the prefects instead.
no im not mad, but we have secretly planted a few corny prefects in the board who live to provide a much needed reprieve for students who just need to break the school rules. these prefects dont book, but can act like they are if they want to. again they have all gone through strenuous acting classes in order to perfect their technique, so do not waste their time!
so the first step you need to take is to search out these prefects. find out where and when they will be patrolling the school, and stick to them like a shadow. other prefects will think you're safe and obediant when you're around a prefect but they are wrong. it's really just for show.
another step is to escape from the prefects. the toilet is the best place to do this, especially when you need a quick bite or to spend a few moments with your shirt tucked out, or to just throw a ball around. it really is more than just a place to pee n poop. no it's a place to break the rules! that's what toilet stands for you see:
This
Opportunity
Is
Letting
Everyone
Takeyourtimeandbreakrules
so do it! use the toilet!
ok shh since this is top secret and cannot be leaked out to the authorities i shall just post a few today. watch out for more tomorrow but in the meantime you can go practise, and feedback is most required if it works. but if it doesnt, blame yourself for being the n00b you are.