Chuck Norris
haha go visit http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com its a riot man hahah!
some of my favourite chuck norris facts:
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
hahaha damn funny no? but what if chuck norris came to ri 3P'06?
chuck norris would spend an eternity trying to break up Peng's head with his roundhouse kick.
chuck norris wouldn't be able to stare any physics tips out of LBH.
when chuck norris goes to sleep, he plugs his ears to keep out FSF's screaming.
chuck norris never says tangs.
chuck norris would learn how to play with knives.
if chuck norris came to 3P, he would die of laughter.
we'd use chuck norris's tobacco sauce eye drop as hair gel!
haha ok fine i know its lame...but dun pinch me. im suffering from extreme pressure after maths and physics paper. jibai go and die...
some of my favourite chuck norris facts:
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
hahaha damn funny no? but what if chuck norris came to ri 3P'06?
chuck norris would spend an eternity trying to break up Peng's head with his roundhouse kick.
chuck norris wouldn't be able to stare any physics tips out of LBH.
when chuck norris goes to sleep, he plugs his ears to keep out FSF's screaming.
chuck norris never says tangs.
chuck norris would learn how to play with knives.
if chuck norris came to 3P, he would die of laughter.
we'd use chuck norris's tobacco sauce eye drop as hair gel!
haha ok fine i know its lame...but dun pinch me. im suffering from extreme pressure after maths and physics paper. jibai go and die...