new disease ah
ello uncle and aunty ah. i ah am doctor slau ah. i am here today hor to tell you about dis NEW DISEASE that is hitting all our young people okay?
see right, this new disease is temporariry called SHORT TERM CONCENTRATION ah. u dunno how to pronoun the last word hor u just divide up liddis lor:
CON: u noe that thing they put your ice cream inside anot? the pointy thing ah, not the one stuck between your leg one ah. the one the ice cream CON lah!
CENT: you noe...people always call those t00pid people got no CENT one? like YOU AH, DUN TALK CENT ONE U KNOW? ahhh that cent la!
den TRA, like i TRA to do this but CANNOT LEH! TRA VER HARD ALREADY! like those pregnant women arh, tra very hard to come out the baby one.
TION: like those TION you know those baibai those. not WHITE lah like those amitabha those SHEN la then one you see in temple that one. okay?
ahh so this SHORT TERM CONCENTRATION arh very the funny one. only hit YOUNG PEOPLE one. i also dunno why. maybe all the adults hor too ugly already lah. the disease see already hor all scared run away. den see one chiobu young young one hor den go inside her. ahhh maybe liddat. these disease very de jian one ok dun praypray man.
den hor...they also very funny one lah. only come hor when these young people are studying/doing homework ah. i dowan to put the 'or' there cos liddat i will have to type more lah and for me its not good cos im a doctor ah and u noe doctor all veh old already and when you old hor you dun like to do unnecessary things la. if i can hor i would not post this also lah budden i think that everybody should know about this. yah so this is very the important one okay?
yah as i was saying ah this thing only come when they doing homework/studying one lah. budden when they playing/talking/sleeping hor they immune to the disease already lah. budden when they studying/doing homework hor this disease very the rampant one. very the scary. yah like when they do like 5 minutes only hor then they wan to go do something else already. very de short attention time.
and the consequenches of this hor is very the frigtening one. if you short attention time for too long hor will get sick one leh. you know all those people now say cannot eat deep-fry food lah, cannot eat this cannot eat this cos all kena cause cancer den AH DUI very pain hor. this thing also can cause cancer one okay dun praypray man.
so right since it only comes when people studying/doing homework right we should make young people do less lah. or even better lah if they got homework right it is better is for the parents to do and make it for them lah. then if got teh exam hor they should dress up the parent and make them come to school and take for the children lah. liddat will not have any more cancer already den will not need doctor anymore cos everything is all related to cancer one. even aids also liddat.
yah okay so dun praypray with dis okay this one very de serious ok tell your mother tell your father tell your grandmother and her mother also. tell everybody.
this is doctor slau saying dun do homework cos you will get de cancer one ok?
see right, this new disease is temporariry called SHORT TERM CONCENTRATION ah. u dunno how to pronoun the last word hor u just divide up liddis lor:
CON: u noe that thing they put your ice cream inside anot? the pointy thing ah, not the one stuck between your leg one ah. the one the ice cream CON lah!
CENT: you noe...people always call those t00pid people got no CENT one? like YOU AH, DUN TALK CENT ONE U KNOW? ahhh that cent la!
den TRA, like i TRA to do this but CANNOT LEH! TRA VER HARD ALREADY! like those pregnant women arh, tra very hard to come out the baby one.
TION: like those TION you know those baibai those. not WHITE lah like those amitabha those SHEN la then one you see in temple that one. okay?
ahh so this SHORT TERM CONCENTRATION arh very the funny one. only hit YOUNG PEOPLE one. i also dunno why. maybe all the adults hor too ugly already lah. the disease see already hor all scared run away. den see one chiobu young young one hor den go inside her. ahhh maybe liddat. these disease very de jian one ok dun praypray man.
den hor...they also very funny one lah. only come hor when these young people are studying/doing homework ah. i dowan to put the 'or' there cos liddat i will have to type more lah and for me its not good cos im a doctor ah and u noe doctor all veh old already and when you old hor you dun like to do unnecessary things la. if i can hor i would not post this also lah budden i think that everybody should know about this. yah so this is very the important one okay?
yah as i was saying ah this thing only come when they doing homework/studying one lah. budden when they playing/talking/sleeping hor they immune to the disease already lah. budden when they studying/doing homework hor this disease very the rampant one. very the scary. yah like when they do like 5 minutes only hor then they wan to go do something else already. very de short attention time.
and the consequenches of this hor is very the frigtening one. if you short attention time for too long hor will get sick one leh. you know all those people now say cannot eat deep-fry food lah, cannot eat this cannot eat this cos all kena cause cancer den AH DUI very pain hor. this thing also can cause cancer one okay dun praypray man.
so right since it only comes when people studying/doing homework right we should make young people do less lah. or even better lah if they got homework right it is better is for the parents to do and make it for them lah. then if got teh exam hor they should dress up the parent and make them come to school and take for the children lah. liddat will not have any more cancer already den will not need doctor anymore cos everything is all related to cancer one. even aids also liddat.
yah okay so dun praypray with dis okay this one very de serious ok tell your mother tell your father tell your grandmother and her mother also. tell everybody.
this is doctor slau saying dun do homework cos you will get de cancer one ok?