Quotable Quotes by t00pid people
people think alot of people are very smart, especially myself. and especially when i see my gpa (which i know is higher than seetow's haha). but, i discovered that you can go read reader's digest to become more confident in yourself, because they give you alot of quotes by t00pid people!
so one day i was flipping through this reader's digest looking for t00pid people's t00pid quotable quotes, and i came across this page with the title 'quotable quotes' on top. so, if they are quotable quotes, they have to be...uh quotable right?
so...haha i found that they were all really t00pid!
like pour example, madame victoria beckham, aka posh spice, aka t00pid wife of an david beckham who has even less dress sense than his wife has brains.
i don't know much about football. i know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football. -victoria beckham.
HAHA t00pid! everybody knows that she should have put a BUT between the first and second sentence! see! sounds so dumb! ...much about football. i know what a goal is...
HAHA t00pid!
but of course, a goal is not the main thing about football. so liddat if one match finish 0-0 den not football already lah! t00pid!
the main thing about football is the ball!
because, if got no ball, then the players will kick heads!
and if got no foot, then everybody will use hands! den whole day handball!
t00pid beckham woman...
sometimes in football, you have to score goals. -thierry henry
t00pid henry! everytime in football, also have to score goals! otherwise no goal put ball for wat. no goal might as well not have goal! den dun waste money! den t00pid starhub can stop charging so much for cable because no need goal post anymore cos only SOMETIMES den need to score goals!
EVERYTIME also need to score den EVERYTIME need goalpost! wah lao...if not going to score den put goal post for wat...show arh.
t00pid.
five days shalt thou labour, as the Bible says. the seventh day is the Lord thy God's. the sixth day is for football. -anthony burges. english novelist.
t00pid novelist! the sixth day is for softball! football is on sunday, and thursday, and sometimes wednesday and tuesday! t00pid!!!
the rules of soccer are very simple. basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. if it doesnt move, kick it until it does. -phil woosnam. former us soccer coach.
t00pid!!!!!
so many things also not moving!
the stadium not moving, den you going to kick it until it moves izit!
den it move how? move den will squash the ball!
squash the ball den no more football already! t00pid! haha!
d-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
in brazil, every kid starts playing street football very early. its in our blood. -ronaldo
no wonder he overweight. :D
his blood got so many things.
mine only got some cells only.
his got goalpost, soccer ball, and alot of other stuff.
a penalty is a cowardly way to score. -pele
YAH no more penalties! den we can keep kicking people when they about to confirm score in the box already! den after that they can start from the halfway line and start again!
JACK. TRY AGAIN.
T00PID!!
no wonder beckham always miss. cos he coward! den keep shivering! shiver how to kick ball. you try lah! dats why other countries got winter break. cos all the players all shivering.
except for t00pid england got no winter break. den all the people all miss penalty XD
winning doesn't really matter as long as you win. -vinnie jones. british footballer-turned-actor.
uh...i confused.
so one day i was flipping through this reader's digest looking for t00pid people's t00pid quotable quotes, and i came across this page with the title 'quotable quotes' on top. so, if they are quotable quotes, they have to be...uh quotable right?
so...haha i found that they were all really t00pid!
like pour example, madame victoria beckham, aka posh spice, aka t00pid wife of an david beckham who has even less dress sense than his wife has brains.
i don't know much about football. i know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football. -victoria beckham.
HAHA t00pid! everybody knows that she should have put a BUT between the first and second sentence! see! sounds so dumb! ...much about football. i know what a goal is...
HAHA t00pid!
but of course, a goal is not the main thing about football. so liddat if one match finish 0-0 den not football already lah! t00pid!
the main thing about football is the ball!
because, if got no ball, then the players will kick heads!
and if got no foot, then everybody will use hands! den whole day handball!
t00pid beckham woman...
sometimes in football, you have to score goals. -thierry henry
t00pid henry! everytime in football, also have to score goals! otherwise no goal put ball for wat. no goal might as well not have goal! den dun waste money! den t00pid starhub can stop charging so much for cable because no need goal post anymore cos only SOMETIMES den need to score goals!
EVERYTIME also need to score den EVERYTIME need goalpost! wah lao...if not going to score den put goal post for wat...show arh.
t00pid.
five days shalt thou labour, as the Bible says. the seventh day is the Lord thy God's. the sixth day is for football. -anthony burges. english novelist.
t00pid novelist! the sixth day is for softball! football is on sunday, and thursday, and sometimes wednesday and tuesday! t00pid!!!
the rules of soccer are very simple. basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. if it doesnt move, kick it until it does. -phil woosnam. former us soccer coach.
t00pid!!!!!
so many things also not moving!
the stadium not moving, den you going to kick it until it moves izit!
den it move how? move den will squash the ball!
squash the ball den no more football already! t00pid! haha!
d-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
in brazil, every kid starts playing street football very early. its in our blood. -ronaldo
no wonder he overweight. :D
his blood got so many things.
mine only got some cells only.
his got goalpost, soccer ball, and alot of other stuff.
a penalty is a cowardly way to score. -pele
YAH no more penalties! den we can keep kicking people when they about to confirm score in the box already! den after that they can start from the halfway line and start again!
JACK. TRY AGAIN.
T00PID!!
no wonder beckham always miss. cos he coward! den keep shivering! shiver how to kick ball. you try lah! dats why other countries got winter break. cos all the players all shivering.
except for t00pid england got no winter break. den all the people all miss penalty XD
winning doesn't really matter as long as you win. -vinnie jones. british footballer-turned-actor.
uh...i confused.