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Advertising on mocca

Recently, there has been this competition on mocca.com asking people to post their most romantic valentine's day message so that they can win prizes. I know from TV that there are people who try to advertise their cars and their houses, but I am quite sure that dedicating your class would win the top prize.

You see, unlike selling cars or houses, selling a class requires immense skill. Let us compare what is required to sell each of the above.

To sell your car, you need a car, firstly. However, to keep people interested, you need a nice car, something that not many people would have. Secondly, you must be desperate. Desperate as in the willing-to-date-peng-for-10-dollars kind of desperate. You don't know what you are plunging into when you go and sell your car.

To sell your house, you need a nice accent. Buying a house requires careful consideration, so you need to attract people before you let them see your house. Second, you need to have a nice spacious house. This is so that you can say that your kitchen is over... there! Of course, the matching pipes does help too. You also need a catchy number so that people will remember it and come and call you.

Selling your class is much harder to do than the two activities just mentioned. Let us see what you need. First you need the class. Like the car, it has to be big and spacious. And very pretty. This is a guarantee if you know what kind of classes to choose. The classes built by the wonderful Bob The Builder come fit with tall windows, project rooms that lock on the outside, and of course, twenty five tables. Bob The Builder's classes have satisfied many quality checks, including batteries of guns, oh wait, i mean battery guns, con. H2SO4, metal pipes and of course, intheclass bonding activities. 

Secondly, you need a nice accent. This is a given too, considering how russell peters can scarcely compare to us. I bet our class could get russell peters to pick the cotton while we get the T-shirts made. 

Thirdly, you need something matching. Matching tables help. Matching air-con units help. Matching project rooms help even more. But matching chairs help the most.

Lastly, and most importantly, you MUST have mastered the skill of turning Rajaratnam on. Doesn't that name just radiate awe and respect? Turning Rajaratnam on is a skill that many have tried to learn, but failed because they never knew what switch to find. 

So all in all, aren't you convinced that it takes much talent and expertise to sell a class? I mean, there are only a handful of people that have managed to do it!
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