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20080223

How to get gurlxx part 4.

Seence you have rad the previus chee putts, you now noe how to get gurlxx.

But nao I teach you the 4th part, for advanced noveeces.

numbr 1) Join a sports CCA, and then act cool and sey, Oh, I gotx this training, and its damn damn tuff, liek pt need to run 30 rounds around the track, then that's why I so pro and can take everything! Ya, then dey get all damn impressed and say, wah so proz, damn tough man! as tough as life damn tough. So let me give you all my money! Ok maybe not until that part.

numbr 2) avoid most SOCs like maths soc, astronomy soc, whatever and whatsoever. Also avoid performing artx cca, unless u want to impress the gurlxx in those cca, like drama queens or those who know how to play a flute very good (hint hint hint hint hint hint), or those who know how to blow a trumpet very good ( =) =) =)), or those who know how to play with plasticine or make squeeze dolls very good. Yup yup yup, so join a sports cca k k k ?

numbr 3) You nid to get gd results, or if you cannot get gd results, you nid to get super lousy shit results. Then if you get gd results, after you joint the sports cca, you can sey, wah, I damn pro shit, even with so much training my results still damn good. I smart + pro. So please give me all your lurve and such nao nao nao! Then if you cannot make it for results, then pretend and say, wah shit, training damn tough, no time for results, coz last week I went for that international meet and no time for homework. Ya, so mus distingueeish yourself k k.

numbr 4) You mus know veri good pick up lines. Not pick up skirt that kind of pick up lines, but really good onez. Ask me for help next time, I got alot and always work one. Tried and tested. Thx you thx you.

And this is the end for advanced beginnesrs. Afterwards I go post one for prox, but then you mus 拜我为师。

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20080223

How to get gurlxx part 4.

Seence you have rad the previus chee putts, you now noe how to get gurlxx.

But nao I teach you the 4th part, for advanced noveeces.

numbr 1) Join a sports CCA, and then act cool and sey, Oh, I gotx this training, and its damn damn tuff, liek pt need to run 30 rounds around the track, then that's why I so pro and can take everything! Ya, then dey get all damn impressed and say, wah so proz, damn tough man! as tough as life damn tough. So let me give you all my money! Ok maybe not until that part.

numbr 2) avoid most SOCs like maths soc, astronomy soc, whatever and whatsoever. Also avoid performing artx cca, unless u want to impress the gurlxx in those cca, like drama queens or those who know how to play a flute very good (hint hint hint hint hint hint), or those who know how to blow a trumpet very good ( =) =) =)), or those who know how to play with plasticine or make squeeze dolls very good. Yup yup yup, so join a sports cca k k k ?

numbr 3) You nid to get gd results, or if you cannot get gd results, you nid to get super lousy shit results. Then if you get gd results, after you joint the sports cca, you can sey, wah, I damn pro shit, even with so much training my results still damn good. I smart + pro. So please give me all your lurve and such nao nao nao! Then if you cannot make it for results, then pretend and say, wah shit, training damn tough, no time for results, coz last week I went for that international meet and no time for homework. Ya, so mus distingueeish yourself k k.

numbr 4) You mus know veri good pick up lines. Not pick up skirt that kind of pick up lines, but really good onez. Ask me for help next time, I got alot and always work one. Tried and tested. Thx you thx you.

And this is the end for advanced beginnesrs. Afterwards I go post one for prox, but then you mus 拜我为师。

i think, it is time for all to know the truth. the truth about pengopolis and its founders. (by the way, i suggest you read the about section for our names first. :D

it was a sunny afternoon. sir jeremy raffles, the pirate who got knighted when he gave the government 1 billion bucks for a ship worth 1 million, was sailing on that 1 million buck ship. the ship was manufactured in a factory by the notorious moses tan ah tek, whos so fat that anyone can carry him with one hand. of course, moses is just the useless fat skinny person whos a figurhead - his brother noah was the one who constructed it. moses had become lazy and had not practiced his skills, so when he wanted to part the straits of pengolin for us to reach pengopolis, he failed horribly and a shark flew at him, biting a huge chunk of his non existent flesh. ...
sorry i went off track. ok anyway, jeremy was aboard the ship, with his first mates apul and slau. he was using his special stainless steel carvin knife to cut up small pieces of cake to feed his blue water pokemon merrill. merrill was so happy he kept saying "merrill merrill". (a recording of this will be made available soon). so anyway, just as jeremy was about to feed his short little pokemon, tom, dick and harry, who were doing chin ups and showing off their pecs at the top of the mask, shouted, "LAND JAHOOY! LAND JAHOOY!"

WOOTWOOT! the ship landed on the clean white shores of some funky island which was full of big birds (daniels). Bentay the bouncer bounced onto the beach and after surveying the area with four knives in one hand, and a scissors blade in another, and said, "all clear! WILL you come down, sir?" Jeremy sed, "imma pirate, the knight thing is just corruption! gay officials. dun call me that. im anti-corruption ok"
anyway, it was lunch time already. jeremy's stomach was growling and even the strongest of tedric diggory's spells could not ease the damn gastric. as you all know : DING dong bell, PUSSY in the well. dingcat jumped into the sea and using his PURRPECT paws grabbed a prawn. jeremy the hungry pirate gobbled it up within one second.

heheh not hungry anymore. they strolled into the island, with bentay on a constant lookout. Bentay sed, "crap, i see SIMBA" Dingcat suddenly stood up and sed "if i'm not faster than that pirated cat, dont CALL ME DING." he strutted over to simba, flexing his pao-shaped calves. "wanna battle? j(g)otham racing style ok. i own in x-box. first to go to the sea and come back wins." of course, simba was humble and said "ok but i surely lose" anyway, they started, and 5 seconds later, simba was back. 15 minutes later, dingcat crawled back. dingcat said "its ok, you can still call me ding. i wont mind" ok so we shall call him ding from now on, even though there is a 99.99999% chance we wont be seeing him anymore.
simba led them to the pride rock and showed them the vast brown sea surrounding the island. "yuck! it looks like shiat!" mr pussycat said. (sorry, but there was still that 0.00001% chance) jeremy cuffed the cat and asked his trusted aide superman to fly to one of the islands and fly back. after a while, superman came back and reported, "theres this super nice place, but the only problem is that its teeming wif penguins and jackguins." jeremy said "nvm! lets get that place. i wanna be king, baby"

we ran all the way to our ship and started sailing for that island. suddenly, there was this great storm and the waves were as tall as seetow + tom. HOW. the crew tried throwing all the heavy stuffs off, but to no avail. even the throwing off of fat nat wasn't really helpful. at their wits' end, gan the librarian immediately put on his thinking jacket, and took a book from his massive collection of books. then, he summoned saint edmund. suddenly, ah hiok screamed. everyone was going to throw him abroad coz they thought he gone woozles when he suddenly said in a deep voice, " i am channeling the spirit of saint edmund. according to my boss, you have to throw kevinlim and his guitar, and the one who summoned me into the water then you will be okay." kevin was sporty enough to suicide, but not the librarian. too bad even though he learnt everything in theory from books, he could not apply houdini's trick of escaping from his wet jackect, and sunk into titanic which was 8000 feet below. suddenly the sky cleared and the ship skimmed like a kayak to the island of peng/jackguins. and this is the story of the founding of PENGOPOLIS.

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