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You know, cannot let this die off ya? Because then you lose a TREEBYUTE. TO ME. Sia la that one cannot.
Ya, so in light of all the dating problems recently right, I think we should go back to basics. Like Back To Basics yo. BTB. Bite The Brea...bread. Yea. Bread.
OKEZ, TIP #(x+e^x)
When you first approach a gurl right, do not act like a slobbering Jorel. Because first, if you act very slobbery, then the gurl will be like, euuxx, deesss so diesssgarsting. Then secondly right, if you act like Jorel, then even worse. Ya, but then don't act like Merrill also. Cos that one also sure fail. So you have one great role model next time you see then just follow him. i.e. me la. I'm just liddat one. Too imba la. =D. So, just act like yoz, handsome and... handsome. Like yurs throughly.
Tip # (x+1+e^x)
So right, after you make yur ferst impression on da gurl, next you've gotta go for the 2nd impression. Ok just get the gurlx number on the first impression. It's very easy one. No need any random stuff or CHEEsy pick up lines. Just go up and say, "Hey, haha (must laugh abit you know, then like very uncaring liddat, but then must still be super caring), cos you're my (reason, i.e. friends' friend, classmate's friend, just find a link la stupid), and yea, next time when your birthday come I can give you present." YA IT WORKS OKIEZ. SO JUST DO IT. Yea, so on the 2nd impression right, when you see the gurl again, just like go up and say, hey, xxx. no the xxx means the gurl's name, not just go and and say, hey, sex. -.- bloody stupid if you don't know that sia. Then use your unique conversational skills and just start talking, like if she's all sweaty and wet, DON'T LIKE SAY, have you just had sex? NO LA, IT MEANS SHE HAD PE, stupid. Cos we're not CJC mah. See. Yea, just do it la, then tok tok tok for like 5 minutes, ok, enough, stop, say you got something important like, I have to meet the president of Singapore for Tea session later. Ya, just make up some shit, then like sooper impt liddat. Yep.
Tip #(x+2+e^x)
So right, after your 2 impressions, then just go for the 3rd impression! You know Impression is also I'm Press Ion right. Okay no link. Moving on. That was just to show off my amazing wit. Yea, nao this time is the key. You have to move slowlee and steadilee. Like Siriuslee and stoopidlee. or Merrilllee. or daniellee. Okay you catch my dreeft. Yea, so you know like the 300, the scene with the wolf and the half naked kid right. You must walk slowly into a very tight space... then move in for the keel. Erm, ok not really, but something like that. You just start talking again, then must find out more about the gurl pls. It's better if you see her on a daily basis, but then not too daily. I also dno why, its just liddat. So yea, just tok lol.
Tip # (relatively 4)
So now right, after you got to know her better after the fith, six, and continuing a+(n-1)d's time, and the birthday is close, give her a gift! Not flowers or anything la, just something simple, like a notebook. NOT A LAPTOP LA, notebook. Actually no, that one sucks. But you need something that's not perishable. And flowers make someone smellee. like you start smelling like merrill. That's fucking smelly. Yea, so you just get something like that lol, something non-perishable, just use your imagination. Don't give her like a scrap of paper or something, that's just stoopid until cannot stoopid. But not something damn ex, if not she'll think that you're just trying to get laid.
LAST TIP:
After all this right, she should be ur good friend. So start inviting her to your gatherings, whatever shit. BUT NOT 4P CHALET, THAT ONE IS OUT OF BOUNDS. Ya, just do it. like Watch movies with friends you just ask her to come along and whack. But then make sure ppl like Seetow and stuff not there la, if not she gone case alr. Sure run one. So THEN YOU'VE SUCCESSFULLY GOTTEN YOUR FIRST NON-BOY FRIEND. OMG YOU SUCCEED.
But you still suck. But it's ok, because, eh... yea, you still suck. :D But cheer up, got millions of ppl like you also, still sucky. But at least you got a very good role model that you can look up to called Zhou Penghui. Yea, it's like that. =D
Byez.
You know, cannot let this die off ya? Because then you lose a TREEBYUTE. TO ME. Sia la that one cannot.
Ya, so in light of all the dating problems recently right, I think we should go back to basics. Like Back To Basics yo. BTB. Bite The Brea...bread. Yea. Bread.
OKEZ, TIP #(x+e^x)
When you first approach a gurl right, do not act like a slobbering Jorel. Because first, if you act very slobbery, then the gurl will be like, euuxx, deesss so diesssgarsting. Then secondly right, if you act like Jorel, then even worse. Ya, but then don't act like Merrill also. Cos that one also sure fail. So you have one great role model next time you see then just follow him. i.e. me la. I'm just liddat one. Too imba la. =D. So, just act like yoz, handsome and... handsome. Like yurs throughly.
Tip # (x+1+e^x)
So right, after you make yur ferst impression on da gurl, next you've gotta go for the 2nd impression. Ok just get the gurlx number on the first impression. It's very easy one. No need any random stuff or CHEEsy pick up lines. Just go up and say, "Hey, haha (must laugh abit you know, then like very uncaring liddat, but then must still be super caring), cos you're my (reason, i.e. friends' friend, classmate's friend, just find a link la stupid), and yea, next time when your birthday come I can give you present." YA IT WORKS OKIEZ. SO JUST DO IT. Yea, so on the 2nd impression right, when you see the gurl again, just like go up and say, hey, xxx. no the xxx means the gurl's name, not just go and and say, hey, sex. -.- bloody stupid if you don't know that sia. Then use your unique conversational skills and just start talking, like if she's all sweaty and wet, DON'T LIKE SAY, have you just had sex? NO LA, IT MEANS SHE HAD PE, stupid. Cos we're not CJC mah. See. Yea, just do it la, then tok tok tok for like 5 minutes, ok, enough, stop, say you got something important like, I have to meet the president of Singapore for Tea session later. Ya, just make up some shit, then like sooper impt liddat. Yep.
Tip #(x+2+e^x)
So right, after your 2 impressions, then just go for the 3rd impression! You know Impression is also I'm Press Ion right. Okay no link. Moving on. That was just to show off my amazing wit. Yea, nao this time is the key. You have to move slowlee and steadilee. Like Siriuslee and stoopidlee. or Merrilllee. or daniellee. Okay you catch my dreeft. Yea, so you know like the 300, the scene with the wolf and the half naked kid right. You must walk slowly into a very tight space... then move in for the keel. Erm, ok not really, but something like that. You just start talking again, then must find out more about the gurl pls. It's better if you see her on a daily basis, but then not too daily. I also dno why, its just liddat. So yea, just tok lol.
Tip # (relatively 4)
So now right, after you got to know her better after the fith, six, and continuing a+(n-1)d's time, and the birthday is close, give her a gift! Not flowers or anything la, just something simple, like a notebook. NOT A LAPTOP LA, notebook. Actually no, that one sucks. But you need something that's not perishable. And flowers make someone smellee. like you start smelling like merrill. That's fucking smelly. Yea, so you just get something like that lol, something non-perishable, just use your imagination. Don't give her like a scrap of paper or something, that's just stoopid until cannot stoopid. But not something damn ex, if not she'll think that you're just trying to get laid.
LAST TIP:
After all this right, she should be ur good friend. So start inviting her to your gatherings, whatever shit. BUT NOT 4P CHALET, THAT ONE IS OUT OF BOUNDS. Ya, just do it. like Watch movies with friends you just ask her to come along and whack. But then make sure ppl like Seetow and stuff not there la, if not she gone case alr. Sure run one. So THEN YOU'VE SUCCESSFULLY GOTTEN YOUR FIRST NON-BOY FRIEND. OMG YOU SUCCEED.
But you still suck. But it's ok, because, eh... yea, you still suck. :D But cheer up, got millions of ppl like you also, still sucky. But at least you got a very good role model that you can look up to called Zhou Penghui. Yea, it's like that. =D
Byez.