you got penged!

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20091202

okay wth?
LAST PAPER ENDS IN 30 HOURS.

pardon me, daniel and gan

20091201

whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

20081030

watruf

lolololol school over alr now got pwop good luck argh i hate i and r omg damn zzz

20080930

*gasp*

OMG I FOUND MY OLD BLOGGER ACC WOOT

BUT I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY

oh well.

someone help me with chinese plzzzz zzzz zzzzz

helping to revive your dead blog,
your chinese rep

(phrase of the day! 返璞归真
it means going back to nature.. or something like that)

Labels: chinese

20080921

Bec'use the promos begin tomorrow

(actually they began last friday, but oh well)

'll the best y'll. (only c'use the _'s will be on your promos results slip.) - haha from a classmate :D

whether or not that will be, who cares now? let's just do our best, and we'll "breeze through" like we always do. BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIOK!!

a small tidbit: read the wiki article on Singlish. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singlish

rofl. i should have done pw on something like that.

20080914

epic swinging master prophet of extreme disaster

and so, the Master Prophet of Disaster from Peng Seng's class of 09S06D has managed to influence the world! So much so that a new movie has come out - Disaster Movie.

and today, it might be the right time to introduce the Master Prophet of Disaster's extreme hobby - cat swinging.

yes. cat-swinging.

you probably dont want to know how he swings the cat, but we can only say one thing... he can only swing male cats... so well, make a guess =)

this is why a new term, a supreme spin-off, an epic exclamation, a disastrous disaster, an insane ingenuity, a gay genius has come forth. we call it: you-got-swung.

perhaps you have never heard anyone saying that before. well thats because yougotpenged kinda died out for awhile. now however, a new reformation of the world will take place. the conquest of swinging will come forth, and you will get swung!

swing!

and yesterday, merrill learned a new word! what word is it? we wont tell you! but here's a hint... it has to do with swinging, jap words, and fainting.

horrible.

20080913

revival anyone?

shit man i'm fucking screwed. i haven't started studying for promos and it's just round the corner. know why? fuck pw! and who better to fuck pw than ...
...
...
...

michael jackson! i reckon pw wouldn't fancy being screwed by that man..woman..ok i'll settle on thing. so yeah i guess it'll be rape.

And for all those people who are hoping to have a nice quiet time at home studying alone, i strongly discourage you from doing that. you should all go to school and study in raffles rooms, because there is safety in numbers and you will be protected from that um thing.

see kids, i told you not to study at home..

anyway, even if you are raped by that thing, it is unlikely that you will get pregnant. because michael jackson sure can't swim as fast as say ...

michael phelps! we should give him singaporean citizenship la. he is our saviour, because not only can he win 8 gold medals for us at olympics, and get 8million bucks as reward rather than the measly 1million he's getting from speedo, he can always help us have more babies because if his sperm can swim anywhere near as fast as him, we don't have to worry about not having enough babies!

ok i think that's about it from me, it's time for me to go shoot more aeroplanes and play chinese chess (PCC) already.

till next time,

the best will never be~

since 180106

20091202

okay wth?
LAST PAPER ENDS IN 30 HOURS.

pardon me, daniel and gan

20091201

whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

20081030

watruf

lolololol school over alr now got pwop good luck argh i hate i and r omg damn zzz

20080930

gasp

Labels: chinese

20080921

Bec'use the promos begin tomorrow

20080914

epic swinging master prophet of extreme disaster

and so, the Master Prophet of Disaster from Peng Seng's class of 09S06D has managed to influence the world! So much so that a new movie has come out - Disaster Movie.

20080913

revival anyone?

shit man i'm fucking screwed. i haven't started studying for promos and it's just round the corner. know why? fuck pw! and who better to fuck pw than ...
...
...
...

see kids, i told you not to study at home..

anyway, even if you are raped by that thing, it is unlikely that you will get pregnant. because michael jackson sure can't swim as fast as say ...

the best will never be~

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i think, it is time for all to know the truth. the truth about pengopolis and its founders. (by the way, i suggest you read the about section for our names first. :D

it was a sunny afternoon. sir jeremy raffles, the pirate who got knighted when he gave the government 1 billion bucks for a ship worth 1 million, was sailing on that 1 million buck ship. the ship was manufactured in a factory by the notorious moses tan ah tek, whos so fat that anyone can carry him with one hand. of course, moses is just the useless fat skinny person whos a figurhead - his brother noah was the one who constructed it. moses had become lazy and had not practiced his skills, so when he wanted to part the straits of pengolin for us to reach pengopolis, he failed horribly and a shark flew at him, biting a huge chunk of his non existent flesh. ...
sorry i went off track. ok anyway, jeremy was aboard the ship, with his first mates apul and slau. he was using his special stainless steel carvin knife to cut up small pieces of cake to feed his blue water pokemon merrill. merrill was so happy he kept saying "merrill merrill". (a recording of this will be made available soon). so anyway, just as jeremy was about to feed his short little pokemon, tom, dick and harry, who were doing chin ups and showing off their pecs at the top of the mask, shouted, "LAND JAHOOY! LAND JAHOOY!"

WOOTWOOT! the ship landed on the clean white shores of some funky island which was full of big birds (daniels). Bentay the bouncer bounced onto the beach and after surveying the area with four knives in one hand, and a scissors blade in another, and said, "all clear! WILL you come down, sir?" Jeremy sed, "imma pirate, the knight thing is just corruption! gay officials. dun call me that. im anti-corruption ok"
anyway, it was lunch time already. jeremy's stomach was growling and even the strongest of tedric diggory's spells could not ease the damn gastric. as you all know : DING dong bell, PUSSY in the well. dingcat jumped into the sea and using his PURRPECT paws grabbed a prawn. jeremy the hungry pirate gobbled it up within one second.

heheh not hungry anymore. they strolled into the island, with bentay on a constant lookout. Bentay sed, "crap, i see SIMBA" Dingcat suddenly stood up and sed "if i'm not faster than that pirated cat, dont CALL ME DING." he strutted over to simba, flexing his pao-shaped calves. "wanna battle? j(g)otham racing style ok. i own in x-box. first to go to the sea and come back wins." of course, simba was humble and said "ok but i surely lose" anyway, they started, and 5 seconds later, simba was back. 15 minutes later, dingcat crawled back. dingcat said "its ok, you can still call me ding. i wont mind" ok so we shall call him ding from now on, even though there is a 99.99999% chance we wont be seeing him anymore.
simba led them to the pride rock and showed them the vast brown sea surrounding the island. "yuck! it looks like shiat!" mr pussycat said. (sorry, but there was still that 0.00001% chance) jeremy cuffed the cat and asked his trusted aide superman to fly to one of the islands and fly back. after a while, superman came back and reported, "theres this super nice place, but the only problem is that its teeming wif penguins and jackguins." jeremy said "nvm! lets get that place. i wanna be king, baby"

we ran all the way to our ship and started sailing for that island. suddenly, there was this great storm and the waves were as tall as seetow + tom. HOW. the crew tried throwing all the heavy stuffs off, but to no avail. even the throwing off of fat nat wasn't really helpful. at their wits' end, gan the librarian immediately put on his thinking jacket, and took a book from his massive collection of books. then, he summoned saint edmund. suddenly, ah hiok screamed. everyone was going to throw him abroad coz they thought he gone woozles when he suddenly said in a deep voice, " i am channeling the spirit of saint edmund. according to my boss, you have to throw kevinlim and his guitar, and the one who summoned me into the water then you will be okay." kevin was sporty enough to suicide, but not the librarian. too bad even though he learnt everything in theory from books, he could not apply houdini's trick of escaping from his wet jackect, and sunk into titanic which was 8000 feet below. suddenly the sky cleared and the ship skimmed like a kayak to the island of peng/jackguins. and this is the story of the founding of PENGOPOLIS.

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