i survived the aftermath of ptm! omgwtfbbq! yay! my parents didnt kill me! yay!
20060401
20060331
quotes again!
hallo and here is another day of quotes from the classroom of 3P:
1) 7:55am Merrill(to Peng): oh shit so that's how you do it!
haha now you all know why peng's head is so big - he pumps it with air from a football pump!
2) 7:58am Gareth: they have 5 chinamen!
Seetow: oh yah they use their head to block your vision!
haha gwar trying to defend their loss in table tennis to maris stella. obvious link back to peng.
3) 8:05am Merrill: who just took down half of China's population?
peng had just been pushed to the ground.
4) 8:15am Tze Ern: what's m-ole concept?
5) 8:20am Merrill: i had sex.
we know merrill we know. with erica.
6) 8:50am Peng: polar molecules?
Joshua: polar cakes and puffs!
7) 9:10am (teacher - cannot say who otherwise kena caught and canned): Limp Bizkit sounds like a drill there's like no tune!
haha of course you're entitled to your own opinion ma'am.
8) 9:11am Slau: ma'am you look like pikachu!
Seetow: especially with the red cheeks!
pimples - red cheeks?
9) 9:12am Question: what's a cheebye?
Seetow: something you see in between your legs!
10) 9:14am Seetow: Eh you all MINDist arh!
racist, sexist...MINDist!
11) 9:22am Seetow: my pen is going to write on the paper (rubs thing on worksheet)
inside joke...
12) 9:28am Peng: yah i'm so quiet
please lah peng we can hear your brain throbing every second.
13) 9:41am Hiok: i'm sure you write porn lah you draw porn.
14) 12:00pm Seetow: yah lah peng has a lot of CCAs...air pistol, clean the drain, drill a hole, wear a construction hat (damn big one)
(Slau falls off his chair)
dun get this one can ask seetow haha...
15) 12:02pm Seetow: ma'am are you good at literature? oh WHOOPS! ma'am are you good at GP? oh WHOOPS!
16) 12:05am Seetow: must make ms then very angry den all the blood go to her face den cannot see her pimples.
17) 12:06am (teacher) you mean tom likes tami?
haha see...EVERYONE knows!
1) 7:55am Merrill(to Peng): oh shit so that's how you do it!
haha now you all know why peng's head is so big - he pumps it with air from a football pump!
2) 7:58am Gareth: they have 5 chinamen!
Seetow: oh yah they use their head to block your vision!
haha gwar trying to defend their loss in table tennis to maris stella. obvious link back to peng.
3) 8:05am Merrill: who just took down half of China's population?
peng had just been pushed to the ground.
4) 8:15am Tze Ern: what's m-ole concept?
5) 8:20am Merrill: i had sex.
we know merrill we know. with erica.
6) 8:50am Peng: polar molecules?
Joshua: polar cakes and puffs!
7) 9:10am (teacher - cannot say who otherwise kena caught and canned): Limp Bizkit sounds like a drill there's like no tune!
haha of course you're entitled to your own opinion ma'am.
8) 9:11am Slau: ma'am you look like pikachu!
Seetow: especially with the red cheeks!
pimples - red cheeks?
9) 9:12am Question: what's a cheebye?
Seetow: something you see in between your legs!
10) 9:14am Seetow: Eh you all MINDist arh!
racist, sexist...MINDist!
11) 9:22am Seetow: my pen is going to write on the paper (rubs thing on worksheet)
inside joke...
12) 9:28am Peng: yah i'm so quiet
please lah peng we can hear your brain throbing every second.
13) 9:41am Hiok: i'm sure you write porn lah you draw porn.
14) 12:00pm Seetow: yah lah peng has a lot of CCAs...air pistol, clean the drain, drill a hole, wear a construction hat (damn big one)
(Slau falls off his chair)
dun get this one can ask seetow haha...
15) 12:02pm Seetow: ma'am are you good at literature? oh WHOOPS! ma'am are you good at GP? oh WHOOPS!
16) 12:05am Seetow: must make ms then very angry den all the blood go to her face den cannot see her pimples.
17) 12:06am (teacher) you mean tom likes tami?
haha see...EVERYONE knows!
20060330
quotes!
so this is what you have been waiting for...yougotpenged's quote sections, back and better than before! now featuring every one from 3P, not only peng! (who has suddenly turned really quiet and sensible for some apparent reason). so here are the quotes for today's siao lang day (but not as siao lang as normal) in the 3P classroom.
7:46am Peng: eh how come you got three stickers! Nvm my sticker still bigger than yours.
you forgot to mention your head was also bigger peng.
7:46am Peng: Nvm my Pengopolis still better than your utopia.
i think your Pengopolis only got one person living there peng cos your head is so big.
8:06am Merrill: Slau likes a man.
8:07am Seetow: Ming man and the muscles of the universe!
not my fault ok seetow's fault!
8:09am Merrill: i think her muscles bigger than Peng's head.
is that really possible?
8:10am Merrill: we can print life size pictures of Jorel on a postcard
Nat: stamp also can.
8:11am Seetow: it should be class discussion then we get edmund's marks!
im sure you want edmunds marks seetow yours not bad enough arh.
8:14am Merrill: Shut The Peng Up! STPU! ( i believe its pronounced steepoo)
Seetow: See Tow Peng You!
Peng off!
8:15am Seetow: ta ma de, wo bu hui zhuo! (makes drilling action)
i dunno how to replicate lah you go ask seetow do for u!
8:26am Merrill: why you draw liddat?
Jotham: i got probs with drawing wat.
Merrill: den why you grow liddat?
8:33am Seetow: Empty vessels make the most noise cos Peng's head got alot of hot air.
8:37am Peng: velocity of what arh?
Jotham: velocity of your head lah!
i think jotham's wrong this time. pengs head doesnt move instead it just stays there and lets things get attracted to it.
9:05am Seetow: sorry sir my head too big cannot see my paper only can see my fats.
9:10am Philo teacher: you all study i play handphone! i got prince of persia 3 on my hp la!
Tze Ern: (something)
Philo teacher: It's like sex?
LOL dunno what he thinking of...
9:12am Peng: what is tom's zodiac animal? Mouse! cos lao shu ai da mi so tom like tami!
den liddat i think peng's zodiac is the mole lah
9:14am Tze Ern: Pokeporn!
omg what will they invent next...homo pikachu?
7:46am Peng: eh how come you got three stickers! Nvm my sticker still bigger than yours.
you forgot to mention your head was also bigger peng.
7:46am Peng: Nvm my Pengopolis still better than your utopia.
i think your Pengopolis only got one person living there peng cos your head is so big.
8:06am Merrill: Slau likes a man.
8:07am Seetow: Ming man and the muscles of the universe!
not my fault ok seetow's fault!
8:09am Merrill: i think her muscles bigger than Peng's head.
is that really possible?
8:10am Merrill: we can print life size pictures of Jorel on a postcard
Nat: stamp also can.
8:11am Seetow: it should be class discussion then we get edmund's marks!
im sure you want edmunds marks seetow yours not bad enough arh.
8:14am Merrill: Shut The Peng Up! STPU! ( i believe its pronounced steepoo)
Seetow: See Tow Peng You!
Peng off!
8:15am Seetow: ta ma de, wo bu hui zhuo! (makes drilling action)
i dunno how to replicate lah you go ask seetow do for u!
8:26am Merrill: why you draw liddat?
Jotham: i got probs with drawing wat.
Merrill: den why you grow liddat?
8:33am Seetow: Empty vessels make the most noise cos Peng's head got alot of hot air.
8:37am Peng: velocity of what arh?
Jotham: velocity of your head lah!
i think jotham's wrong this time. pengs head doesnt move instead it just stays there and lets things get attracted to it.
9:05am Seetow: sorry sir my head too big cannot see my paper only can see my fats.
9:10am Philo teacher: you all study i play handphone! i got prince of persia 3 on my hp la!
Tze Ern: (something)
Philo teacher: It's like sex?
LOL dunno what he thinking of...
9:12am Peng: what is tom's zodiac animal? Mouse! cos lao shu ai da mi so tom like tami!
den liddat i think peng's zodiac is the mole lah
9:14am Tze Ern: Pokeporn!
omg what will they invent next...homo pikachu?
20060329
Yo.
Yo. My name is Polydorus. I think Oedipus is a disgrace and that he should come join me in hell.
I think I want to go to heaven. God say must do kind deeds.
SO I CONTRIBUTED 2 BUCKS TO SLAU'S ORA CARD.
I think I want to go to heaven. God say must do kind deeds.
SO I CONTRIBUTED 2 BUCKS TO SLAU'S ORA CARD.
missing out on detention
want to know one of the greatest secrets of life? want to be enlightened? want to have the entire world in your hands? want to know how to miss out on detention?
in schools like ___ where the prefectorial board is always on its sharpest and most alert, there is a need for a few to rise up and be counted, a few to find out the secrets to evade the toughest and most cunning of prefects. yes, many lives would have to be sacrificed but what's in a name? nothing, as long as it's been marked with a black spot. and many are now nothing because they chose to stand up and be counted, and risk their lives, and their demerit points, to be able to contribute to this once in a lifetime, never before seen episode on how to miss out on detention.
now missing out on detention is different from ponning detention. ponning detention requires zero skill, as in you can just miss it. and if they come after you you can forge a letter from your doctor (provided you have a spare sample of a medical certificate) and give it to them saying your mother was sick or something and you had to take care of her. that really takes the cake.
no that is not what we mean by missing out on detention. missing out on detention requires much more than that. it requires alertness, quick reflexes, and most of all, a quick and sharp mind that works faster than any other prefect in the school. all of this requires training, but what it training without the skeleton? at best we can provide you with the sturdiest strongest skeleton you can find in the market, chock full of vitamins and calcium.
so how DO you miss out on detention? well, one of the most common ways is to escape from the prefects! OR, you could GO to the prefects instead.
no im not mad, but we have secretly planted a few corny prefects in the board who live to provide a much needed reprieve for students who just need to break the school rules. these prefects dont book, but can act like they are if they want to. again they have all gone through strenuous acting classes in order to perfect their technique, so do not waste their time!
so the first step you need to take is to search out these prefects. find out where and when they will be patrolling the school, and stick to them like a shadow. other prefects will think you're safe and obediant when you're around a prefect but they are wrong. it's really just for show.
another step is to escape from the prefects. the toilet is the best place to do this, especially when you need a quick bite or to spend a few moments with your shirt tucked out, or to just throw a ball around. it really is more than just a place to pee n poop. no it's a place to break the rules! that's what toilet stands for you see:
This
Opportunity
Is
Letting
Everyone
Takeyourtimeandbreakrules
so do it! use the toilet!
ok shh since this is top secret and cannot be leaked out to the authorities i shall just post a few today. watch out for more tomorrow but in the meantime you can go practise, and feedback is most required if it works. but if it doesnt, blame yourself for being the n00b you are.
in schools like ___ where the prefectorial board is always on its sharpest and most alert, there is a need for a few to rise up and be counted, a few to find out the secrets to evade the toughest and most cunning of prefects. yes, many lives would have to be sacrificed but what's in a name? nothing, as long as it's been marked with a black spot. and many are now nothing because they chose to stand up and be counted, and risk their lives, and their demerit points, to be able to contribute to this once in a lifetime, never before seen episode on how to miss out on detention.
now missing out on detention is different from ponning detention. ponning detention requires zero skill, as in you can just miss it. and if they come after you you can forge a letter from your doctor (provided you have a spare sample of a medical certificate) and give it to them saying your mother was sick or something and you had to take care of her. that really takes the cake.
no that is not what we mean by missing out on detention. missing out on detention requires much more than that. it requires alertness, quick reflexes, and most of all, a quick and sharp mind that works faster than any other prefect in the school. all of this requires training, but what it training without the skeleton? at best we can provide you with the sturdiest strongest skeleton you can find in the market, chock full of vitamins and calcium.
so how DO you miss out on detention? well, one of the most common ways is to escape from the prefects! OR, you could GO to the prefects instead.
no im not mad, but we have secretly planted a few corny prefects in the board who live to provide a much needed reprieve for students who just need to break the school rules. these prefects dont book, but can act like they are if they want to. again they have all gone through strenuous acting classes in order to perfect their technique, so do not waste their time!
so the first step you need to take is to search out these prefects. find out where and when they will be patrolling the school, and stick to them like a shadow. other prefects will think you're safe and obediant when you're around a prefect but they are wrong. it's really just for show.
another step is to escape from the prefects. the toilet is the best place to do this, especially when you need a quick bite or to spend a few moments with your shirt tucked out, or to just throw a ball around. it really is more than just a place to pee n poop. no it's a place to break the rules! that's what toilet stands for you see:
This
Opportunity
Is
Letting
Everyone
Takeyourtimeandbreakrules
so do it! use the toilet!
ok shh since this is top secret and cannot be leaked out to the authorities i shall just post a few today. watch out for more tomorrow but in the meantime you can go practise, and feedback is most required if it works. but if it doesnt, blame yourself for being the n00b you are.
20060328
kekex
recently in a serious encounter with exceptionally cute words that have no meaning, i found out this new word called kewai (or smething liddat), and kekex! i didnt bother typing it in cute typing format cos 1) i dun remember, and 2) i cant be bothered.
but what do these stand for? like w0rx which stands for We Olways Run Xycho, kekex and kewai should stand for something too.
or do they?
are they words from some alien language, beamed down from their spaceship into our minds to prepare us for the dreadful conquest that they will administer unto us?
NAY! we shall never fall to so dastardly an enemy!
loll wth...
anyway on to the main point - how do you use kekex? well in my opinion and from what i have observed it works on about the same principle as w0rx. for example:
i think he very shuai, kekex.
obviously this does sound like some mindless chatter. but in a crazy world such as this, shuai could mean something like should he underestimate attacks infuture?
and kekex - and suffer the consequences of aliens beaming unknown words into their minds preparing them for their alien conquest????
AHHH!!!
ok fine up til now most of this post doesnt make sense (hey its talking cock its not supposed to make sense!)
getting to the point - so what does kekex stand for?
simple:
Kill
Every
Killer
Everyday
Xenophone
doesnt that make total sense? it doesnt? oh...dont you noe xenophone is really an ancient words simpolising the sound of exclamation one makes when a random talking cock blog asks them to kill a killer everyday? u didnt? oh so now you do.
so that is the mysterious profile of kekex! enjoy!
but what do these stand for? like w0rx which stands for We Olways Run Xycho, kekex and kewai should stand for something too.
or do they?
are they words from some alien language, beamed down from their spaceship into our minds to prepare us for the dreadful conquest that they will administer unto us?
NAY! we shall never fall to so dastardly an enemy!
loll wth...
anyway on to the main point - how do you use kekex? well in my opinion and from what i have observed it works on about the same principle as w0rx. for example:
i think he very shuai, kekex.
obviously this does sound like some mindless chatter. but in a crazy world such as this, shuai could mean something like should he underestimate attacks infuture?
and kekex - and suffer the consequences of aliens beaming unknown words into their minds preparing them for their alien conquest????
AHHH!!!
ok fine up til now most of this post doesnt make sense (hey its talking cock its not supposed to make sense!)
getting to the point - so what does kekex stand for?
simple:
Kill
Every
Killer
Everyday
Xenophone
doesnt that make total sense? it doesnt? oh...dont you noe xenophone is really an ancient words simpolising the sound of exclamation one makes when a random talking cock blog asks them to kill a killer everyday? u didnt? oh so now you do.
so that is the mysterious profile of kekex! enjoy!
20060327
EPL song
Chelsea
Full of pee
Man U
Full of poo
Liverpool
Like dogs that drool
Tottenham
Ladies' men?
Blackburn
Will never learn
That where they belong's not up here
It's down below with the boos and jeers
Bolton the Wanderers
Pump long balls up to their stoopid campers
Wigan Athletic?
I dont think so more like pathetic
West Ham
Turkish glam!
Everton
Lousy turds
Man City
Barfing spree
Newcastle
You dreaming girl?
Fantasizing night and day
Wont win the EPL anyway
Charlton
About turn
Fulham
Boo 'em
Villa
Loooooosa!
Middlesbrough
7-0, no?
West Brom
Always go wrong
Birmingham
Buying players all a scam
And what about that club Portsmouth?
The one that got whacked from North to South?
And what can i say 'bout Sunderland?
They live to lose to the rest of 'em
But the most important fact of all
Is that Arsenal will beat them all!
Full of pee
Man U
Full of poo
Liverpool
Like dogs that drool
Tottenham
Ladies' men?
Blackburn
Will never learn
That where they belong's not up here
It's down below with the boos and jeers
Bolton the Wanderers
Pump long balls up to their stoopid campers
Wigan Athletic?
I dont think so more like pathetic
West Ham
Turkish glam!
Everton
Lousy turds
Man City
Barfing spree
Newcastle
You dreaming girl?
Fantasizing night and day
Wont win the EPL anyway
Charlton
About turn
Fulham
Boo 'em
Villa
Loooooosa!
Middlesbrough
7-0, no?
West Brom
Always go wrong
Birmingham
Buying players all a scam
And what about that club Portsmouth?
The one that got whacked from North to South?
And what can i say 'bout Sunderland?
They live to lose to the rest of 'em
But the most important fact of all
Is that Arsenal will beat them all!
20060326
because chee so KINDLY finished up my series on '10 ways to dump a ...' i shall be embarking on a new project. something which will be entirely my idea and something that nobody will be able to copy. so today i shall be touching on a few reasons why arsenal will totally thrash man u's arse come that crucial match.
one critical reason will be arsenal's french contingent. another is saha's return to form. one should note that saha himself is french, and probably only knows the language of the talking cocks. so what better team to communicate with than arsenal? so a typical dialogue in the arsenal penalty area will probably go like this:
(translated from french)
Pires: ah, saha, how is your mother?
Saha: my mother?
Toure: )@*#(@*&#@)!(*@!!!
Saha: what did he just say?
Henry: look saha your mother!
Saha: WHERE??
at that moment he corner kick originally aimed for saha will fly past him and he will miss a glorious chance to put man u ahead. so that takes care of man u's attack PARTIALLY.
what about rooney?
that will be easily taken care of with a strategically-placed signboard pointing toward the nearest brothel in London, preferably while his girlfriend is in the toilet. i trust wenger will also add a touch of flashing light bulbs to brighten it up. (make sure you dont play van persie in that same match though)
so that will be all on how to take man u's attack apart from the inside. watch out for strategies to tear their midfield to shreds soon!
one critical reason will be arsenal's french contingent. another is saha's return to form. one should note that saha himself is french, and probably only knows the language of the talking cocks. so what better team to communicate with than arsenal? so a typical dialogue in the arsenal penalty area will probably go like this:
(translated from french)
Pires: ah, saha, how is your mother?
Saha: my mother?
Toure: )@*#(@*&#@)!(*@!!!
Saha: what did he just say?
Henry: look saha your mother!
Saha: WHERE??
at that moment he corner kick originally aimed for saha will fly past him and he will miss a glorious chance to put man u ahead. so that takes care of man u's attack PARTIALLY.
what about rooney?
that will be easily taken care of with a strategically-placed signboard pointing toward the nearest brothel in London, preferably while his girlfriend is in the toilet. i trust wenger will also add a touch of flashing light bulbs to brighten it up. (make sure you dont play van persie in that same match though)
so that will be all on how to take man u's attack apart from the inside. watch out for strategies to tear their midfield to shreds soon!