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20060318

what would your day without a post from slau be? incomplete! w0rx...

i seriously am damn sian wtf i think my life is screwed up w0rx.

actually what does w0rx mean?

well, after extensive research into the minds of a +yPis+ who +YpEs LiKe Dis i think i might have found out.

w0rx, so commonly the bane of one's existence, stands for:

We
0stracise
Raymond's
Xbox

i have no idea why of all names it has to be raymond, or why the o in ostracise has to be changed to a 0, but it really is a damn screwed up idea.

why ostracise an xbox? it really troubled me for quite awhile, until i notice something else:

We
0lways
Run
Xycho

i have no idea why the spelling problems become even worse, but it really fits in quite well.

like, "i go to school we 0lways run xycho."

SEE it fits!

so that is the mystery of the mysterious w0rx.

20060317

who will win?

so who will win?

the PENGUIN

or

the CHICKEN????

lets see i guess this is all a matter of opinion, whether you're holding this joust in the antarctic or on a farm in britain, whether you're doing this on horseback or on piggy back, whether there are weapons included or not.

to tell you the truth, i think the chicken should ace this one. unless its stoopid enough to try to attack the penguin's head, which we all know can be super thick AND super big. so yeah...

but the penguin should try as much as it can to find a source of water (but not too small a container or it would get permanently stuck), so that it can beat the chicken in its element. or it could spout out its digested food supply and stick the chicken's feathers together so it cant move.

ok this sucks i need to give more thought on this maybe ill continue this 2moro or smething...

(HECK i need someone to go youth evangelistic service with me 2moro at 7pm!)

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see you there.

20060316

HAHAHA omg look at what my internet search bar came up when i went to yougotpenged!

loll if u cant see there's a powerpuff girls item, and a Peng item too! wtf now den i noticed!!

microsoft damn suan

ok fine i noe microsoft is like owned by the worlds richest man, but they dun need to go arnd thinking everybody else in the world is like bill gates right?

WHY the hell do they have to release fifa street 2 so close to the xbox 360 release date? i mean ok fine i may be outdated esp when i saw it in this months issue of gameaxis unwired like yesterday, but heck why do u even have to make me consider the choice?

well obviously ill be going for the xbox. it was months after fifa street was released that i bought it anw (and tzern u cb u havent return me my fifa street cd yet!). wah lau im sick and tired of ogling at the 360 display outside the cyberactive shop....

haha anw i would just like to point out that after months of slugging and brain straining, my FPL team is finally third in the RI league yay! 7 points ahead of seetow and 23 behind carvin!!! yay!!! XDXDXDXDXD!!!

wah lau screw lah i noe this isnt really a talkcock post but i think i might be getting very reasonable and sensible these days, like some spanish m-ole we know about. i hate it! i need to learn to talk cock!! stoopid peng!

20060315

hiokhong was in an antique and mystical book store one day.

he was wondering around the dark tall corridors.

and alas! he chanced upon the greates volume of all times!

the lost volume of a great hero.

da da da dum.

the one and only.



20060314

the adventure of Khengis Gan

remember Khengis Gan? the mongolian who ruthlessly swept across the earth plundering and attacking helpless towns? well, this is one of the many stories that have been told about his wonderful (though many may think otherwise) exploits.

one day Khengis Gan was riding across the plains of the great Mongolia, wearing his trusty plastic jacket in the heat of the sun. he was obviously sweating, but being civilised as he was and wanting to have a clear distinction between himself and his followers, who were clad in nothing more than white fur coats, he refused to take it off.

"master," one of them said. "are you not afraid of the dying-because-the-body-has-a-lack-of-water-which-is-needed-to-sustain-survival? (dehydration where go invented yet stoopid)"

"no, you gorilla. i am Khengis Gan and the sun shall bow to me before i take off my coat." and with a slash of his claws he brought the man down from his horse and jumped apon him, tearing out his lungs before sucking his blood. (yucks!)

as they rode on and on, Khengis Gan began to feel the heat of the sun and his refusal to take off his coat take a toll on him, and he began to grow white in the face.

"master," another foolish one said. "are you not afraid of the dying-because-the-body-has-a-lack-of-water-which-is-needed-to-sustain-survival?"

"no you cb." and he killed him.

after riding for awhile longer, an eclipse occured.

"see the sun has bowed to me!" Khengis Gan declared, and removed his coat and clipped it onto his horse.

"because i have used the clips to clip my coat to my horse, this natural occurence shall be called the e-clipse of the sun!"

"but why the extra e, master?" one of the followers asked.

"because i am an extra kia who likes to do it if you have a problem then you die!" and he killed him.

and that is how the eclipse came about yay!

(did you notice the effect of too much homework?)

20060313

post to fill one post per day quota

hello! this is a post to fill the one post per day quota!

post to take up the one post per day quota

this is a post to take up the one post per day quota

20060312

teen titans vs powerpuff girls

ok so here's another interesting debate to quench your thirst for yougotpenged logic (slau logic if you look at it this way). teen titans vs powerpuff girls, which way would it go? well to be honest, im betting on the delinquents from dc (alliteration!!XD) to sweep this round.














and why? quite simply cos theyre miles better than the powerpuff puffs (alliteration! XD).

seriously how do you expect blossom to match up to raven and her dark spells? she'll just blow up a cloud of azeraf metrion synthos and blind her, and when she's done rubbing those humongous eyes of hers raven will slap one gigantic table into her face.

and bubbles...robin will just make her cry the whole day with a handle of tear gas bombs and she'd be out of the fight. den he'd use his stick to whack her all the way back to prof utonium.

and what about buttercup? haha still got beastboy starfire and cyborg to take her. im sure she can handle all four of them lor. her eyes so big beast boy turn into pelican also can poke it out. den cyborg just blast her with his proton canon and she fly all the way to panama. wherever that is. and if prof utonium try to revive them, starfire can just shatter all his testtubes with those energy orbes of hers and the glass shards will stab into all of them and they DIE MWAHAHAH!!!

so thats how teen titans are going to own poerpuff girls in a fight. byebye!
ok i noe everyone is dying to know why im not quoting anymore like i promised to, yeah well obviously one of the reasons is cos i like to slack, but it isnt that simple ok! im a mugger lor obviously my main reason is not slacking wth.

i cant find my quote notebook! the notebook that i used to take down all the quotes - its gone! (OMG YES ITS TRUE!) and if i dun have it, i wont take down quotes seriously. its like some kind of stoopid belief like dun step on the white line when u go out onto the soccer field, and i dun dare to use another book to take quotes.

(and i mean like seriously lah, why would i want to waste paper?)

yah lah dats why ok so stop bloody hounding me cos i wont do it until i find my notebook and the cb that stole it better give it back to me!
counter hit make           since 180106

 
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