OKAY so my thoughts on the england-paraguay game?
lampard SUCKS!
period.
lampard SUCKS!
period.
20060610
lolz tmr then i check pol vs ecuador score la. now want to go sleep liao.
Overall Score:
Germany:4 Costa Rica:2
Best player in Costa Rica i would say gk Porras.
For Germany i think Lahm.
too tired to elaborate.
Btw Frings' goal quite beautiful.
Leoson
Overall Score:
Germany:4 Costa Rica:2
Best player in Costa Rica i would say gk Porras.
For Germany i think Lahm.
too tired to elaborate.
Btw Frings' goal quite beautiful.
Leoson
zzz costa rica was offside lah. when pass to wanchope he already standing behind last def. the def at the sides still a bit in front of him when he kena the ball leh.
shit. 6 minute lahm right footer strike. omg the replay damn nice. hit top corner the post and bounce in omg pro. but. =.= i want host country to lose more fun.
edit!
HAHA OMG GERMANY JACK HE BEAT OFFSIDE AND COME SCORE EQUALISE HAHA.
edit!
lolol leo also watching xDDDDDD GERMANY 2 -1 OMG SIAO. 16 MINS.
edit!
HAHA OMG GERMANY JACK HE BEAT OFFSIDE AND COME SCORE EQUALISE HAHA.
edit!
lolol leo also watching xDDDDDD GERMANY 2 -1 OMG SIAO. 16 MINS.
20060609
HAHA OMG WORLD CUP COMMENCES LEH :D
WHY IS THE STADIUM SO FULL!
cos!
OUR VERY OWN PENGHUIS IS THERE. see him fill up the stadium man! :D
ANYWAY. JUST A SHOUT OUT. HOLLAND > YOU! :D
WHY IS THE STADIUM SO FULL!
cos!
OUR VERY OWN PENGHUIS IS THERE. see him fill up the stadium man! :D
ANYWAY. JUST A SHOUT OUT. HOLLAND > YOU! :D
malaysia toilet
HEY did anybody read the article about the SUPER COOL urinals that they're having in malaysia? basically, the one with the clown mouth?
kinda reminds me of kevin's prefect campaign last year xD.
SO applying the kind of response that he got, we can KIND OF infer the responses that these new fangled toilet urinals will generate in malaysia.
one can only imagine a typical conversation in a malaysian toilet going like this:
a: EH you see the toilet! got face one leh!
b: you t00pid lah. its a URINAL! not a TOILET. toilet is the WHOLE thing. this small thing is called the URINAL!
a: orh okay lor urinal den urinal lor. say urinal can already wat. dun need to unzip your pants at the same time right.
b: i need to PEE what! how to pee if you dun unzip your pants? you t00pid la!
a: you SHUDDUP la. i show you i pee without unzipping my pants!
oops. i think i went out of point? okay anyway fast forward...
a: EH we challenge! see who can make the clown drink the most!
okay wait...this is a PUBLIC BLOG OMG! censored content!
dun come get any sick ideas...
and one the other hand, we could have something like this happening instead:
person walks into toilet.
sees clown face while hes about to
starts laughing.
sprays all over the place.
uh...obvious advantages and disadvantages there...
kinda reminds me of kevin's prefect campaign last year xD.
SO applying the kind of response that he got, we can KIND OF infer the responses that these new fangled toilet urinals will generate in malaysia.
one can only imagine a typical conversation in a malaysian toilet going like this:
a: EH you see the toilet! got face one leh!
b: you t00pid lah. its a URINAL! not a TOILET. toilet is the WHOLE thing. this small thing is called the URINAL!
a: orh okay lor urinal den urinal lor. say urinal can already wat. dun need to unzip your pants at the same time right.
b: i need to PEE what! how to pee if you dun unzip your pants? you t00pid la!
a: you SHUDDUP la. i show you i pee without unzipping my pants!
oops. i think i went out of point? okay anyway fast forward...
a: EH we challenge! see who can make the clown drink the most
okay wait...this is a PUBLIC BLOG OMG! censored content!
dun come get any sick ideas...
and one the other hand, we could have something like this happening instead:
person walks into toilet.
sees clown face while hes about to
starts laughing.
sprays
uh...obvious advantages and disadvantages there...
20060608
origins of the world cup
since the world cup is ABOUT one day away, we shall talk about some issues that are sensitive to the heart: the origins of the world cup.
some of you may not know the importance of the world cup a few decades ago when it first started. for example did you know that the world cup was...
a medieval torture ceremony?
yes it was! how else can you account for the number of jibes that large nations receive when they get knocked out in the first round by little teams later dubbed the giant killers?
the process of this torture usually goes something like this:
undercover saboteurs hijack the boots of players long ago, filling them with water so that they weigh a ton. then when they take to the field, they would most probably exclaim (in midieval english) something like this:
by jove! my boots do weigh a ton!
then he sees the referee.
OH the devil! it must be you who hath put this curse upon me shoulders! @(#*@)# you!
and then the ref sends him off. HA!
okay that was stupid.
i shall now go and do homework.
yay.
some of you may not know the importance of the world cup a few decades ago when it first started. for example did you know that the world cup was...
a medieval torture ceremony?
yes it was! how else can you account for the number of jibes that large nations receive when they get knocked out in the first round by little teams later dubbed the giant killers?
the process of this torture usually goes something like this:
undercover saboteurs hijack the boots of players long ago, filling them with water so that they weigh a ton. then when they take to the field, they would most probably exclaim (in midieval english) something like this:
by jove! my boots do weigh a ton!
then he sees the referee.
OH the devil! it must be you who hath put this curse upon me shoulders! @(#*@)# you!
and then the ref sends him off. HA!
okay that was stupid.
i shall now go and do homework.
yay.
20060607
i dunno why the f*** my other post isnt showing up on the blog. f*** blogger lah why keep screwing up nowadays!
this SO isnt helping me decide between whether to use livejournal or blogger...
go suck c*ck lah
this SO isnt helping me decide between whether to use livejournal or blogger...
go suck c*ck lah
20060606
why brazil will not win the world cup
the world cup is coming!
and who will win?
many might be tempted to bet on five time champs brazil, but pls! for the sake of your family, do NOT do it! not now, not ever!
because, there have been many signs that prove that brazil will NOT win this world cup!
just take a look at the word 'brazil' itself!
brazil is spelt B R A Z I L
BUT, what do those letters stand for?
after careful analysis by experts (which include a dog and my pet cat), we have discovered that brazil really stands for:
Brazil
Receives
Australia's
Zealousy
Inflicted
Loss
this obviously shows that brazil WILL infact LOSE to hiddink's australia!
ok fine, you may say that that would still guarantee them a place in the next round, from which they can then go on to pwn all the other teams and hopefully do not meet australia again in the final and thus win the world cup again!
but NO! it does NOT mean that!
just take a look at the name of their captain, C A F U
cafu too stands for something, and unfortunately, it does not stand for something particularly very good for brazil. infact, cafu stands for:
Croatia
Are
Freaking
Uber
and if croatia are freaking uber, then what will happen to brazil? of course, they'll get OWNED!
but you may say, NO that cannot be true!
but i say, YES of COURSE IT IS!
just look at the name of their coach: P A R R E I R A
People
Are
Really
Really
Exaggerating when
In fact we are
Really
pAthetic
see, even their COACH thinks so!
i tell you, you should go for argentina becuase...
Argentina
Really
Give
Everyone
N00b
Treatment
In fact
Nobody will beat them in this world cup i
Assure you.
(:
and who will win?
many might be tempted to bet on five time champs brazil, but pls! for the sake of your family, do NOT do it! not now, not ever!
because, there have been many signs that prove that brazil will NOT win this world cup!
just take a look at the word 'brazil' itself!
brazil is spelt B R A Z I L
BUT, what do those letters stand for?
after careful analysis by experts (which include a dog and my pet cat), we have discovered that brazil really stands for:
Brazil
Receives
Australia's
Zealousy
Inflicted
Loss
this obviously shows that brazil WILL infact LOSE to hiddink's australia!
ok fine, you may say that that would still guarantee them a place in the next round, from which they can then go on to pwn all the other teams and hopefully do not meet australia again in the final and thus win the world cup again!
but NO! it does NOT mean that!
just take a look at the name of their captain, C A F U
cafu too stands for something, and unfortunately, it does not stand for something particularly very good for brazil. infact, cafu stands for:
Croatia
Are
Freaking
Uber
and if croatia are freaking uber, then what will happen to brazil? of course, they'll get OWNED!
but you may say, NO that cannot be true!
but i say, YES of COURSE IT IS!
just look at the name of their coach: P A R R E I R A
People
Are
Really
Really
Exaggerating when
In fact we are
Really
pAthetic
see, even their COACH thinks so!
i tell you, you should go for argentina becuase...
Argentina
Really
Give
Everyone
N00b
Treatment
In fact
Nobody will beat them in this world cup i
Assure you.
(:
20060605
Quotable Quotes by t00pid people
people think alot of people are very smart, especially myself. and especially when i see my gpa (which i know is higher than seetow's haha). but, i discovered that you can go read reader's digest to become more confident in yourself, because they give you alot of quotes by t00pid people!
so one day i was flipping through this reader's digest looking for t00pid people's t00pid quotable quotes, and i came across this page with the title 'quotable quotes' on top. so, if they are quotable quotes, they have to be...uh quotable right?
so...haha i found that they were all really t00pid!
like pour example, madame victoria beckham, aka posh spice, aka t00pid wife of an david beckham who has even less dress sense than his wife has brains.
i don't know much about football. i know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football. -victoria beckham.
HAHA t00pid! everybody knows that she should have put a BUT between the first and second sentence! see! sounds so dumb! ...much about football. i know what a goal is...
HAHA t00pid!
but of course, a goal is not the main thing about football. so liddat if one match finish 0-0 den not football already lah! t00pid!
the main thing about football is the ball!
because, if got no ball, then the players will kick heads!
and if got no foot, then everybody will use hands! den whole day handball!
t00pid beckham woman...
sometimes in football, you have to score goals. -thierry henry
t00pid henry! everytime in football, also have to score goals! otherwise no goal put ball for wat. no goal might as well not have goal! den dun waste money! den t00pid starhub can stop charging so much for cable because no need goal post anymore cos only SOMETIMES den need to score goals!
EVERYTIME also need to score den EVERYTIME need goalpost! wah lao...if not going to score den put goal post for wat...show arh.
t00pid.
five days shalt thou labour, as the Bible says. the seventh day is the Lord thy God's. the sixth day is for football. -anthony burges. english novelist.
t00pid novelist! the sixth day is for softball! football is on sunday, and thursday, and sometimes wednesday and tuesday! t00pid!!!
the rules of soccer are very simple. basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. if it doesnt move, kick it until it does. -phil woosnam. former us soccer coach.
t00pid!!!!!
so many things also not moving!
the stadium not moving, den you going to kick it until it moves izit!
den it move how? move den will squash the ball!
squash the ball den no more football already! t00pid! haha!
d-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
in brazil, every kid starts playing street football very early. its in our blood. -ronaldo
no wonder he overweight. :D
his blood got so many things.
mine only got some cells only.
his got goalpost, soccer ball, and alot of other stuff.
a penalty is a cowardly way to score. -pele
YAH no more penalties! den we can keep kicking people when they about to confirm score in the box already! den after that they can start from the halfway line and start again!
JACK. TRY AGAIN.
T00PID!!
no wonder beckham always miss. cos he coward! den keep shivering! shiver how to kick ball. you try lah! dats why other countries got winter break. cos all the players all shivering.
except for t00pid england got no winter break. den all the people all miss penalty XD
winning doesn't really matter as long as you win. -vinnie jones. british footballer-turned-actor.
uh...i confused.
so one day i was flipping through this reader's digest looking for t00pid people's t00pid quotable quotes, and i came across this page with the title 'quotable quotes' on top. so, if they are quotable quotes, they have to be...uh quotable right?
so...haha i found that they were all really t00pid!
like pour example, madame victoria beckham, aka posh spice, aka t00pid wife of an david beckham who has even less dress sense than his wife has brains.
i don't know much about football. i know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football. -victoria beckham.
HAHA t00pid! everybody knows that she should have put a BUT between the first and second sentence! see! sounds so dumb! ...much about football. i know what a goal is...
HAHA t00pid!
but of course, a goal is not the main thing about football. so liddat if one match finish 0-0 den not football already lah! t00pid!
the main thing about football is the ball!
because, if got no ball, then the players will kick heads!
and if got no foot, then everybody will use hands! den whole day handball!
t00pid beckham woman...
sometimes in football, you have to score goals. -thierry henry
t00pid henry! everytime in football, also have to score goals! otherwise no goal put ball for wat. no goal might as well not have goal! den dun waste money! den t00pid starhub can stop charging so much for cable because no need goal post anymore cos only SOMETIMES den need to score goals!
EVERYTIME also need to score den EVERYTIME need goalpost! wah lao...if not going to score den put goal post for wat...show arh.
t00pid.
five days shalt thou labour, as the Bible says. the seventh day is the Lord thy God's. the sixth day is for football. -anthony burges. english novelist.
t00pid novelist! the sixth day is for softball! football is on sunday, and thursday, and sometimes wednesday and tuesday! t00pid!!!
the rules of soccer are very simple. basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. if it doesnt move, kick it until it does. -phil woosnam. former us soccer coach.
t00pid!!!!!
so many things also not moving!
the stadium not moving, den you going to kick it until it moves izit!
den it move how? move den will squash the ball!
squash the ball den no more football already! t00pid! haha!
d-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
in brazil, every kid starts playing street football very early. its in our blood. -ronaldo
no wonder he overweight. :D
his blood got so many things.
mine only got some cells only.
his got goalpost, soccer ball, and alot of other stuff.
a penalty is a cowardly way to score. -pele
YAH no more penalties! den we can keep kicking people when they about to confirm score in the box already! den after that they can start from the halfway line and start again!
JACK. TRY AGAIN.
T00PID!!
no wonder beckham always miss. cos he coward! den keep shivering! shiver how to kick ball. you try lah! dats why other countries got winter break. cos all the players all shivering.
except for t00pid england got no winter break. den all the people all miss penalty XD
winning doesn't really matter as long as you win. -vinnie jones. british footballer-turned-actor.
uh...i confused.
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